Marriage Humour
I have received an email forward today, and inside it, there was a section on Marriage and I quote it below:
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
So its all women's fault now? HA! If women caused trouble right from the beginning, so men should have lived on his own? But can men live without women? Don't think so. Look at all the crazy things that men could do for the woman they like!
Besides, God has told us that "a man leaves his father and mother and is united with his wife, and they become one" (Genesis 2:24), so "Man must not seperate, then, what God has joined together." (Mark 10:9)
So gentlemen, keep chasing your (respective) chicks; Ladies, accept the love. But on that note, its no excuse to spread your risks and place your bets on several different people! ;) haha
